Here me Moan!

Tonight, I choose to blog about non weather topics. I feel as if I am full filling my "rant" portion of this blog.

First, I am having my first age crisis of my life. I have actually felt old before this past week. Sure, I realize that I am 27. I have seen my hairline receding. I have accepted this all. But I have never actually FELT old until now. I pulled my back tonight at work. What the fuck. Who pulls there back? Even telling people that I pulled my back at work makes me feel 50. Also, a 22 year old girl recently told me that she didn't know who Punky Brewster was and that my reference was dated. What a joke. Getting old sucks. It seems like a cruel trick being played by God to have to see yourself slowly deteriorate.

Second, I love the self check outs at stores. I know that I have had tons of training scanning items in because of previous jobs and even current jobs. I breeze through it! I know how to position the barcode perfectly, I properly place my items on the weight machine, and I know how to quickly select my payment options without an hassle. I love seeing jerks struggle. That means those losers were being lifeguards or working at summer camps instead of manning the local grocery stores or CVS. That's right. My seemingly useless skills have come back to help me jump to the head of the class in self checkout. That makes me better than you.

That is all I have. I have no actual relevant weather information. I was strictly bitching. Now I have to go lie down because I threw out my back at work.